What do you want to be in your next life?

Do you ever find yourself saying, “I can’t wait till my next life”?

I say it a lot! Today I had one of those days. Being the ever pessimist that I am on days like this, I found myself deciding what I want to come back as. To stave off all of life’s bullshit, I want to come back as a frickin’ mayfly. You know, the ones with the 24-hour lifespan? Born, get laid, die, done. Simple. That’ll work for me.


So, how about you? What do you want to come back as?