When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This CRAP is not what I expected. (Ain’t that the truth?!)
I’m having one of those days when my middle finger is answering every question. (I have a lot of those days, actually)
Ever feel like you are ONE DUMBASS AWAY from completely losing it? (constantly!)
Sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my leg (probably has something to do with age…)
I don’t have a Bucket List. I have a F^@% It List. (and it’s getting longer every day)
And my favorite (because it suits me so well):
I’m a lady with the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor.