What do you want to be in your next life?

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Do you ever find yourself saying, “I can’t wait till my next life”?

I say it a lot! Today I had one of those days. Being the ever pessimist that I am on days like this, I found myself deciding what I want to come back as. To stave off all of life’s bullshit, I want to come back as a frickin’ mayfly. You know, the ones with the 24-hour lifespan? Born, get laid, die, done. Simple. That’ll work for me.

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So, how about you? What do you want to come back as?

10 thoughts on “What do you want to be in your next life?”

  1. Is this for real or what? (laughs)
    Okay. I want to be the mighty and immortal mosquito. All I need to do is infect all the fanatics in this world with deadly and incurable diseases so they would just drop dead. 😀

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  2. I still don’t know what I want to be in THIS lifetime! But for the next one, I’d like to come back as a dog in your care – you are so good with them, I know I would be loved and well taken care of. ❤ Hope you're feeling okay – how is your foot? Just remember, nothing stays bad, everything changes, and good days are coming. 🙂

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    • Thanks Lynnie! You are so sweet. The foot, eh, it’s still attached, I’ll say that. It is what it is. But I was just having one of those days where nothing goes right, you know the kind. All is well. Love ya tons!

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  3. Using the premise that we could come back as something else (something which in actuality I don’t believe), I’d want to come back as a bird. Maybe no surprise in that pick. The highest flying birds would be cool, but so would a hummingbird–man those things are fast..

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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    • Yep Lee, I usually wish to be a bird too. It was just one of those days where I said being a mayfly would just be so much easier! 🙂

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  4. Sounds like you’re having a bad day alright, Michele. 😦 Hope it gets better soon. I would like to come back as a dog, but only if the human parent is somebody like us. 😀 Eat, sleep, explore, play, love, pee, poop…..easy! LOL

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    • Oh yeah, just a typical day where everything goes wrong, nothing major, just piddly stuff that adds up a one of those pain in the ass days. I don’t really want to come back as a mayfly….’cept on days like this, when the fantasy sounds inviting for a minute! 🙂

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  5. Sorry you had such a lousy day but love the post and question. I wouldn’t want to come back if I had a choice. I’d rather help from the other side. BUT, if I really HAD to, I’d be with Lynn and come back as a dog in your care:-)

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